Mi mummi sez eye shud intwodoos misewf pwopa lyk. Sew, ere gowes:
Eye iz nott wemembewin mutsh ov mi fowma lyff. Eye ended hup inn da Manchester Dogs Home fow sum reeson bwt eye dusn't noe wat. Bwt eye digress. Mi mummi an mi gwan went two da doggies home two luk fow a noo doggie 18 months afta mi layte big sista, Tina (who eye aspyre two b lyk an fayle) went two da bridge. An dey fownd mi. Eye wuz re-homed dat vewy dai an tayken two lif in da lap ov looxyuri were eye av bin fow almowst 6 yeers. Pwetty mutsh mi effery wim as bin seen two by mi mummi, hexcept dat shi wont get mi a kittyskratcshin two play wiv.
Sew dat iz effery fing eye wemembas abowt mi.

Tess