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Dis iz mi last eva powst. Mi mummi sez dat eye iz gowin two joyn mi layt big sista, Tina hat de bridge tomorrow mowning.

Mi layt big sista as bin cawlin two mi fow sum tyme noe an Eye noes dat mi tyme wiv mi mummi iz hup. Eye wiwl miss efferywun.

Yoors graytfulli

Tess

Mi mummi sez eye shud intwodoos misewf pwopa lyk. Sew, ere gowes:
Eye iz nott wemembewin mutsh ov mi fowma lyff. Eye ended hup inn da Manchester Dogs Home fow sum reeson bwt eye dusn't noe wat. Bwt eye digress. Mi mummi an mi gwan went two da doggies home two luk fow a noo doggie 18 months afta mi layte big sista, Tina (who eye aspyre two b lyk an fayle) went two da bridge. An dey fownd mi. Eye wuz re-homed dat vewy dai an tayken two lif in da lap ov looxyuri were eye av bin fow almowst 6 yeers. Pwetty mutsh mi effery wim as bin seen two by mi mummi, hexcept dat shi wont get mi a kittyskratcshin two play wiv.
Sew dat iz effery fing eye wemembas abowt mi.

Tess

Eye iz lykin mi mummi vewy mutsh. Shi as noe givin mi mi owen blog! Soe eye is noe abubble two tipe aye powst wen eye wontz an not av two be twufful lyk onn mummi's blog.
Mi mummi as bin byin a noo tent dis week coz shi iz taykin mi campin afta de skool olidais, wen eva dat iz. Eye lyks dis noo tent. Mummi, gwan an gwandad awl sez it iz vewy big. mummi sez eye evan as mi owen woom two shleep inn!! Dat iz huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge!! Wen we gowes on dis campin olidai, we iz gowin two a beach. Eye loffs beaches. Eye relli lyke de wun at Sowthpowt it is huuuuge an awl sandy and wen we went it wuz muddi and wet wat wuz evan betta! Eye opes de beach we gowes two on ower campin olidai iz lyke dat.
Eye as two goe noe, coz mummi sez eye shud b inn mi bed awl comfy lyke and gowin two shleep.

Tess.